The adventures of human Wheatley p. 4

As Chell and Wheatley walked along the railings, a turret appeared around bend. "Oh no," He said. "Hello?" The turret spoke. "Yes, hello! We're not stopping." "Hello? Hello?" "Don't make eye contact whatever you do..." "Hello?" "No thanks! We're good! Appreciate it!" They cleared the turret and Chell stopped. "Keep moving, keep moving." He realized something sudden. "Probably ought to bring you up to speed on something right now." Wheatley said. "In order to escape, we're going to have to walk through HER chamber." "Her chamber?" "And she will probably kill us, if, um, she's awake." "KILL US?" Chell cried. "Well, I said... Okay. I'm gonna l'm gonna lay my cards on the table: I don't want to do it. I don't want to go in there. Don't... Don't go in there - She's off. She's off! Panic over! She's off. All fine. On we go," Wheatley felt relieved. GLaDOS lay in pieces on the dirty and earthy ground. "There she is... What a nasty piece of work she was, honestly. Like a proper maniac. You know who ended up, do you know who ended up taking her down in the end? You're not going to believe this. A human." "Ummm..." "I know, I know, I wouldn't have believed it either!" "Uhh..." "Apparently this human escaped and nobody's ever seen him since. Then there was sort of a long chunk of time where absolutely nothing happened then there's us escaping now. So that's pretty much the whole story, you're up to speed. Don't touch anything." Chell and Wheatley walked along the railings. "Okay, down these stairs." They climbed down the stairs, then reached the broken end of the rail. "Come on, on the count of three, we'll jump." He reluctantly grabbed Chell's hand, then counted to three. "One..." "Wait, WE'RE GOING TO JUMP?!?" "Hey, I'm the one who hasn't got leg braces! Two... ONE!" They jumped. "AGGGHHH!!" They banged on the floor. "Still held! Still being held. That's a great job. You've applied the grip. We're all fine. That's tremendous." "Um, Wheatley, we're only talking, um, holding hands." "Oh. Right." He yanked his hand away. They walked again. Wheatley looked down. "AH! I- Sorry. I just looked down. I do not recommend it." He shot a look downwards. "AH! I've just done it again." They walked for a bit longer. "Okay, This is the main breaker room."